oh god the rape fog is back!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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