You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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