she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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