how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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