come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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