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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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