Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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