I just threw up on my dentist
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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