part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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