ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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