I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
