this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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