i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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