god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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