Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How external is "for external use only"?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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