I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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