Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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