don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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