NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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