fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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