Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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