Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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