so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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