Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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