She said her name was "party"
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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