I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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