I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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