so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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