did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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