we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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