I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize