nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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