Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
God I need to hump something, right now.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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