If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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