I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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