garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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