the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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