Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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