you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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