Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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