Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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