I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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