hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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