Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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