I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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