a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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