i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We had to coat check the pizza.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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