found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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