I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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