that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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