Whod you bang
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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