I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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