god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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