That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
