Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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