Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Hez26 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.

Fav 36 4901 1061
share tweet
(480): View more from Arizona

I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground

Fav 22 1401 4654
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.

Fav 20 1746 3037
share tweet
(850): View more from Florida

Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.

Fav 10 5558 1172
share tweet
(970): View more from Colorado

I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service

Fav 17 6332 1121
share tweet
(615): View more from Tennessee

You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

Fav 2 2655 1195
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

Fav 15 3108 1817
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(210): View more from Texas

Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"

Fav 1 493 314
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(661): View more from California

ever feel bored AND lazy?

(805): View more from California

I call it "awake" but yeah...

Fav 0 78 1
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT