The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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