there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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